Quotes by : John Cleese

You don't have to be the Dalai Lama to tell people that life's about change.

Because, as we all know, it’s easier to do trivial things that are urgent than it is to do important....

Because, as we all know, it’s easier to do trivial things that are urgent than it is to do important....

The idea that you have to be protected from any kind of uncomfortable emotion is what I absolutely do....

The sad thing about true stupidity is that you can do absolutely nothing about it.

Michael Palin decided to give up on his considerable comedy talents to make those dreadfully tedious....

It seemed as though he had a fundamental belief that the merit of his argument depended on the strength....

Why write about the past? Well, there's more of it.

I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally....

He who laughs most, learns best