Quotes by : John Cleese

Graham Chapman, co-author of the "Parrot Sketch", is no more. He has ceased to be. Bereft of life, he....

If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?

If I can get you to laugh with me, you like me better, which makes you more open to my ideas. And if....

Because, as we all know, it’s easier to do trivial things that are urgent than it is to do important....

Because, as we all know, it’s easier to do trivial things that are urgent than it is to do important....

If you want creative workers, give them enough time to play

It seemed as though he had a fundamental belief that the merit of his argument depended on the strength....

I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally....

He who laughs most, learns best

I was always a sports nut but I've lost interest now in whether one bunch of mercenaries in north London....