Quotes by : John Cleese

You don't have to be the Dalai Lama to tell people that life's about change.

One of our professors described a lecture as 'a mystical process by which the notes on the pad of the....

Because, as we all know, it’s easier to do trivial things that are urgent than it is to do important....

The problem was that I carried around with me a tendency to feel that other people’s respect for me....

Because, as we all know, it’s easier to do trivial things that are urgent than it is to do important....

He who laughs most, learns best.

I can't tell you how scary it can be walking onto a movie and suddenly joining this family, it's like....

The sad thing about true stupidity is that you can do absolutely nothing about it.

It seemed as though he had a fundamental belief that the merit of his argument depended on the strength....

I was always a sports nut but I've lost interest now in whether one bunch of mercenaries in north London....