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Author - John Cleese
Quotes by : John Cleese
humor
It's not the despair, Laura. I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand. ~ Brian Stimpson, Clockwise ....
God
If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?
Laugh
If I can get you to laugh with me, you like me better, which makes you more open to my ideas. And if....
triviality
Because, as we all know, it’s easier to do trivial things that are urgent than it is to do important....
Walking
I can't tell you how scary it can be walking onto a movie and suddenly joining this family, it's like....
stupidity
The sad thing about true stupidity is that you can do absolutely nothing about it.
You
Michael Palin decided to give up on his considerable comedy talents to make those dreadfully tedious....
Great
I was very sad to hear of the death of Ronnie Barker, who was such a warm, friendly and encouraging presence....
funny
Why write about the past? Well, there's more of it.
learning
He who laughs most, learns best
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