Quotes by : John Cleese

Graham Chapman, co-author of the "Parrot Sketch", is no more. He has ceased to be. Bereft of life, he....

One of our professors described a lecture as 'a mystical process by which the notes on the pad of the....

Because, as we all know, it’s easier to do trivial things that are urgent than it is to do important....

I can't tell you how scary it can be walking onto a movie and suddenly joining this family, it's like....

If you want creative workers, give them enough time to play

Michael Palin decided to give up on his considerable comedy talents to make those dreadfully tedious....

Now most people do not want an ordinary life in which they do a job well, earn the respect of their collaborators....

I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally....

He who laughs most, learns best

I was always a sports nut but I've lost interest now in whether one bunch of mercenaries in north London....