Quotes by : John Cleese

It's not the despair, Laura. I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand. ~ Brian Stimpson, Clockwise ....

Graham Chapman, co-author of the "Parrot Sketch", is no more. He has ceased to be. Bereft of life, he....

You don't have to be the Dalai Lama to tell people that life's about change.

If I can get you to laugh with me, you like me better, which makes you more open to my ideas. And if....

Because, as we all know, it’s easier to do trivial things that are urgent than it is to do important....

The problem was that I carried around with me a tendency to feel that other people’s respect for me....

He who laughs most, learns best.

If you want creative workers, give them enough time to play

You do realize as you grow older that almost nobody knows what they are talking about.

I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally....