Quotes by : John Waters

I always wanted to be a juvenile delinquent but my parents wouldn't let me.

[W]hat I like best is staying home and reading. Being rich is not about how many homes you own. It’s....

You have to remember that it is impossible to commit a crime while reading a book.

Nothing is more impotent than an unread library.

Always be prepared if someone asks you what you want for Christmas. Give brand names, the store that....

Being a traditionalist, I'm a rabid sucker for Christmas. In July, I'm already worried that there are....

When they throw the water on the witch, she says, “Who would have thought a good little girl like you....

It wasn't until I started reading and found books they wouldn't let us read in school that I discovered....

Aren't maids the ultimate art critics?

If you go home with somebody, and they don't have books, don't fuck 'em!