Quotes by : John Waters

Keep up with what's causing chaos in your own field.

Catholics have more extreme sex lives because they're taught that pleasure is bad for you. Who thinks....

I always give books. And I always ask for books. I think you should reward people sexually for getting....

Nothing is more impotent than an unread library.

Being a traditionalist, I'm a rabid sucker for Christmas. In July, I'm already worried that there are....

I'm always amazed at friends who say they try to read at night in bed but always end up falling asleep.....

When they throw the water on the witch, she says, “Who would have thought a good little girl like you....

Do we secretly idolize our imagined opposites, yearning to become the role models for others we know....

I mean, what is prison, really, except a good bar without the liquor?

If you go home with somebody, and they don't have books, don't fuck 'em!