Quotes by : Jonas Jonasson

Allan looked at the bus and then at the suitcase, then again at the bus and then again at the suitcase.....

If you don't think you have enough problems, you should acquire a mammal in Sweden just hours before....

Her heart broke. Because of sorrow. Because of guilt. Because of repressed dreams, visions and fantasies.....

His experience was that Justice was rarely as just as it ought to be. The others agreed.

Go and nose out the next piece of shit... as one said in the trade. If nothing else was available, you....

Well, now you can see how sensible it is not to start your day by guessing what might happen... After....

Allan Emmanuelle Karlsson closed his eyes and felt perfectly convinced that he would now pass away for....

Life, here I come!' he said. And was immediately and fatally run over by a bus.

He turned to take one last look at the Old People’s Home that – until a few moments ago – he had....

Is my life, by any chance, about to take a new turn?