Quotes by : Jonas Jonasson

Allan looked at the bus and then at the suitcase, then again at the bus and then again at the suitcase.....

The hundred-year-old man had never let himself be irritated by people, even when there was a good reason....

Bucket had started his criminal career in Braas, not far from when Allan and his new friends now found....

If you don't think you have enough problems, you should acquire a mammal in Sweden just hours before....

Things are what they are, and whatever will be, will be.

Go and nose out the next piece of shit... as one said in the trade. If nothing else was available, you....

Life, here I come!' he said. And was immediately and fatally run over by a bus.

He turned to take one last look at the Old People’s Home that – until a few moments ago – he had....

Allan interrupted the two brothers by saying that he had been out and about in the world and if there....

Is my life, by any chance, about to take a new turn?