Quotes by : Jonathan Safran Foer

In my dream, people apologized for things that were about to happen, and lit candles by inhaling.

In bed that night I invented a special drain that would be underneath every pillow in New York, and would....

...only someone who'd never been an animal would put up a sign saying not to feed them....

If there is no love in the world, we will make a new world, and we will give it walls, and we will furnish....

August has passed, and yet summer continues by force to grow days. They sprout secretly between the chapters....

Then I have some bad news for you, because humans are going to destroy each other as soon as it becomes....

You only get to keep what you refuse to let go of

If I’d been someone else in a different world I’d've done something different, but I was myself and....

It is best if the guard is in love with America and wants to overawe the American by being a premium....

There's nothing wrong with not understanding yourself.