Quotes by : Jonathan Swift

He asked me, "what were the usual causes or motives that made one country go to war with another?" I....

There was all the world and his wife.

Most sorts of diversion in men children and other animals are in imitation of fighting.

I never saw, heard, nor read, that the clergy were beloved in any nation where Christianity was the religion....

He put this engine [a silver pocket watch] into our ears, which made an incessant noise, like that of....

Every dog must have his day.

But by what I have gathered from your own relation, and the answers I have with much pains wrung and....

Every dog must have his day.

She looks as if butter wouldn't melt in her mouth.

Complaint is the largest tribute Heaven receives.