Quotes by : Josh Stern

True ambition is trying to paint yourself out of a corner

To err is human, to accept full responsibility is to just run with it

Some people drip wax on themselves like a human chianti bottle to see if they feel anything….but getting....

The only way I’d ever die of a broken heart, is if I slammed into something really hard

If a picture paints a thousand words, then a naked picture paints a thousand words without any vowels........

Be nice to people on your way up, because you'll land on them on your way down

Y'know, men and women are a lot alike in certain situations, like sitting on frozen peas after a vasectomy....

Don't you wish we all lived in black light.... for one thing, it would mean an end to toothpaste as we....

If you don't fall down now and again, it just means the training wheels are working

Only the good die young, the bad petite-mort