Quotes by : Josh Stern

In order to butterfly kiss, does it require caterpillar lips?

Does speed dating necessarily end up in a quickie divorce....?

Loving someone is sticking a pin through a voodoo doll and not hitting any vital organs

There's always someone we'd love to kill, the trick is to make it not look like an accident

Treat life as a suicide mission, take on the impossible jobs and attack with the gusto of someone who....

If you're stuck in the past, you go forward in reverse

Manners without sincerity, is called polite society

Friends might lose touch but never lose feelings

Patience is learning to take a deep breath while you’re exhaling

Love is the canvas covering the furniture that you've become a part of