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Author - Josh Stern
Quotes by : Josh Stern
corn
Blood is thicker than water, but they still use corn starch as a thickener on cooking shows
depression
Everyone comes with baggage, make sure you get one that comes with a rack
love
The only difference between me and a madman is that he has the certification
funny
If a picture paints a thousand words, then a naked picture paints a thousand words without any vowels........
romance
Come Hell or High Water" usually depends on the kind of plug you use in the bath tub
funny and random
Loving someone is sticking a pin through a voodoo doll and not hitting any vital organs
comedy absurd
Behind every successful man, is a Woman breathing through her mouth
love
If you love somebody set them free- it also works equally well if you hate somebody
funny and random
If you don't fall down now and again, it just means the training wheels are working
genius
Sure I eat my feelings, but I save the emotional roller coaster for dessert
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