Quotes by : Josh Stern

True ambition is trying to paint yourself out of a corner

The only difference between me and a madman is that he has the certification

I've always been a poor sport and a sore loser...any other behavior might encourage a repeat performance....

I'd die for your sins, but I'd probably enjoy them first

Behind every successful man, is a Woman breathing through her mouth

Date rape is just plain moronic when you consider how slutty figs are

Treat life as a suicide mission, take on the impossible jobs and attack with the gusto of someone who....

Y'know when your dog drags its butt across the carpet leaving a stain- It's not as easy as it looks..."
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It's not that I'm ahead of my time, it's more that the world is running late

Blood is thicker than water, and so is diarrhea