Quotes by : Kathy Bryson

This was going to be worse than the time I table danced in the diner in high school!

Everyone helping out was supposed to make me feel better, but it actually made me feel more like a screw....

You pretty much have to take the job since you hit him with the car.

He thinks you were trapped in a tree in the 1920s. How is that not crazy?

Maybe you’re worried that I won’t seduce you?

Banks frown when employees torch the home of their principal account holder.

I am always a perfect gentleman. If you ever want me to not be a perfect gentlemen, you’ll have to....

Grabbing someone’s ass doesn’t count as capturing them!

That’s the problem! She doesn’t say anything. She just stares at me like she’s hypnotized, like....

I realized that I sat in an empty bar in filthy, wet clothes with a drippy nose, probably red-rimmed....