Quotes by : Kelly Batten

You weasel, good-for-nothing, scumbag, swine,sleazebag, scumbucket, scoundrel, son-of-a-bitch!”In the....

I asked a girl once why she was vegetarian. I said, is it because you love animals? And she replied,....

Sometimes I found it hard to believe that the person in the mirror was me.

You two would get on like a house on fire. Don't douse the flames before you've struck a match.

What's this one, Mum? There's no return address, and there's like, five stamps on it. Who's it from?"Leaning....

My nerves came back in full force. I'd thrown myself in the deep end, and, feeling like I had no idea....

My mouth fell open in incredulity.“Ah, Maria. Are you trying to tell me you’ve taken up the sport....

Peering around her, I took note exactly where the hundred metre high cliff started. i didn't want to....

I hate smug people.”Ros laughed. “That you do. And so you’re using his phone. He’ll explode,....

Just before the men closed the tail gate on the float, she strained her head to see me and nodded her....