Quotes by : Kevin Smith

People always ask me if I hate the nuns. Do I make my movies extra dirty to piss them off? I always say....

There's something to be said for failing. It's not the failure you feel, it's the failure that people....

Controversial' as we all know, is often a euphemism for 'interesting and intelligent.

Stop…stop, that’s the next generation of fans… How dare you pass judgment on those 12-year-old....

I saw Richard Linklater's film 'Slacker' for my twenty-first birthday. That was the moment when it all....

AZRAEL:No pleasure, no rapture, no exquisite sin greater... than central air.

You know, there's a million fine looking women in the world, dude. But they don't all bring you lasagna....

Don’t be afraid to do weird stuff, so long as you do it cheaply and cover everyone’s bets. Be bold.....

Why do my movies make people feel so dead inside?

So I know how I watch movies which is on my laptop, man. And that's how I suspect a lot of people do....