Quotes by : Kinky Friedman

You have to pretend that your life is a financial pleasure even when your autographs are bouncing.

I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us.

If you have the choice between humble and cocky, go with cocky. There's always time to be humble later,....

Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.

May the God of your choice bless and keep you. I respect Him as long as He does not circumcise me anymore.....

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

I was so high, I needed a stepladder to scratch my own ass.

Friday night was the night most people thought they were supposed to have fun. Trouble was most people....

How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design?

The best fiction is true.