Quotes by : Laurence J. Peter

Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an immovable object.

Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence.

Against logic there is no armor like ignorance.

The best intelligence test is what we do with our leisure.

Speak when you are angry, and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret.

He laughs best whose laugh lasts.

Conscience: That which makes a boy tell his mother before his sister does.

Education is a method whereby one acquires a higher grade of prejudices.

When I want your opinion I'll give it to you.

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.