Quotes by : Lemony Snicket

When you find the sort of people who will show up to give you a ride exactly when they've promised to....

If only Uncle Monty knew what we know," Violet said, "and Stephano knew that he knew what we know. But....

Never trust anyone who has not brought a book with them

Tears are curious things, for like earthquakes or puppet shows they can occur at any time, without any....

Count Olaf sounds like an awful person. I hope he is torn apart by wild animals someday. Wouldn't that....

A man of my acquaintance once wrote a poem called "The Road Less Traveled", describing a journey he took....

Just because you don't understand it doesn't mean it isn't so.

Everybody will die, but very few people want to be reminded of that fact.

It’s hard when you’re missing your family. You wake up every morning like someone took one of your....

everything happens for a reason.