Quotes by : Lemony Snicket

I like a story that could never happen to me. If I want real life I'll read a newspaper.

One of the most difficult things to think about in life is one’s regrets. Something will happen to....

If you were upset about an ugly pimple on the end of your nose, you might try to feel better by keeping....

There's nothing wrong with athletics, but they shouldn't get in the way of your schoolwork.

But the three siblings were not born yesterday. Violet was born more than fifteen years before this particular....

I will love you as a thief loves a gallery and as a crow loves a murder, as a cloud loves bats and as....

One of the greatest myths in the world - & the phrase 'greatest myths' is just a fancy way of saying....

Just because you don't understand it doesn't mean it isn't so.

You don't spend your life hanging around books without learning a thing or two.

Never trust anyone who has not brought a book with them.