Quotes by : Lemony Snicket

A long time ago, there was no such thing as school, and children spent their days learning a trade, a....

They were almond cookies, although they could have been made of spinach and shoes for all I cared. I....

My silence knot is tied up in my hair; as if to keep my love out of my eyes. I cannot speak to one for....

One of the world's most tiresome questions is what object one would bring to a desert island,because....

Count Olaf sounds like an awful person. I hope he is torn apart by wild animals someday. Wouldn't that....

If you're not scared, she told me, it's not bravery.

...The sea... some have said is nothing but a library of all the tears in history.

It’s hard when you’re missing your family. You wake up every morning like someone took one of your....

I am heartbroken, but I have been heartbroken before, and this might be the best for which I can hope.....

Never trust anyone who has not brought a book with them.