Quotes by : Lemony Snicket

Criminals should be punished, not fed pastries.

There is no point in delaying crying. Sadness is like having a vicious alligator around. You can ignore....

The story of the book filled the car with exciting adventures of the sort that are fun to read about,....

It is easy to decide on what is wrong to wear to a party, such as deep-sea diving equipment or a pair....

For Beatrice, when we first met, I was lonely, and you were pretty.Now I am pretty lonely.

The world is swirling with so many mysteries and secrets that nobody will ever track down all of them.....

The trouble with being patient is that eventually you get tired of it.

Read about things that wouldn't keep you up all night long, weeping and tearing out your hair.

People who think nothing can go wrong are usually disappointed.

Just because something is traditional is no reason to do it, of course. Piracy, for example, is a tradition....