Quotes by : Lenny Bruce

Communism is like one big phone company.

The 'what should be' never did exist, but people keep trying to live up to it. There is no 'what should....

There are never enough I Love You's.

There are never enough 'I love you's.

(On his addiction to opiods): I'll die young, but it's like kissing God.

In the Halls of Justice the only justice is in the halls.

When you're eight years old nothing is your business.

Every day people are straying away from the church and going back to God.

If you live in New York, even if you're Catholic, you're Jewish

The whole motivation for any performer is 'Look at me Ma.'