Quotes by : Lenny Bruce

I won't say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner. We used to write essays like "What I'm....

If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little electric....

Communism is like one big phone company.

The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can't fake it... try to fake three laughs in an hour....

The 'what should be' never did exist, but people keep trying to live up to it. There is no 'what should....

There are never enough 'I love you's.

The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can't fake it...try to fake three laughs in an hour....

When you're eight years old nothing is your business.

Every day people are straying away from the church and going back to God.

If you live in New York, even if you're Catholic, you're Jewish