Quotes by : Lenny Bruce

The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can't fake it... try to fake three laughs in an hour....

The 'what should be' never did exist, but people keep trying to live up to it. There is no 'what should....

The role of a comedian is to make the audience laugh at a minimum of once every fifteen seconds.

If you can't say "Fuck" you can't say, "Fuck the government.

(On his addiction to opiods): I'll die young, but it's like kissing God.

The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can't fake it...try to fake three laughs in an hour....

When you're eight years old nothing is your business.

Every day people are straying away from the church and going back to God.

The whole motivation for any performer is 'Look at me Ma.'

I won't say ours was a tough school but we had our own coroner. We used to write essays like "What I'm....