Quotes by : Lenny Bruce

The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can't fake it... try to fake three laughs in an hour....

The 'what should be' never did exist, but people keep trying to live up to it. There is no 'what should....

If you can't say "Fuck" you can't say, "Fuck the government.

(On his addiction to opiods): I'll die young, but it's like kissing God.

The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can't fake it...try to fake three laughs in an hour....

In the Halls of Justice the only justice is in the halls.

Every day people are straying away from the church and going back to God.

If you live in New York, even if you're Catholic, you're Jewish

Satire is tragedy plus time. You give it enough time, the public, the reviewers will allow you to satirize....

Miami Beach is where neon goes to die.