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Author - Lenny Bruce
Quotes by : Lenny Bruce
growing up
I won't say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner. We used to write essays like "What I'm....
catholicism
If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little electric....
Fake
The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can't fake it... try to fake three laughs in an hour....
humorists
The role of a comedian is to make the audience laugh at a minimum of once every fifteen seconds.
Enough
There are never enough I Love You's.
humor
There are never enough 'I love you's.
government
If you can't say "Fuck" you can't say, "Fuck the government.
organized religion
Every day people are straying away from the church and going back to God.
Violence
All my humor is based on destruction and despair. If the whole world were tranquil, without disease and....
acting
The whole motivation for any performer is 'Look at me Ma.'
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