Quotes by : Les Dawson

My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex she objects.

My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex she objects.

The mother-in-law came round last week. It was absolutely pouring down. So I opened the door and I saw....

How can you analyse what is funny? What's funny to one isn't funny to another... What's funny to you....

My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex she objects.

My mother-in-law has come round to our house at Christmas seven years running. This year we're having....

My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex she objects.

I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own.

My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex she objects.

My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex she objects.