Quotes by : Les Dawson

My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex she objects.

My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex she objects.

My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex she objects.

My mother-in-law has come round to our house at Christmas seven years running. This year we're having....

My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex she objects.

My mother-in-law said, 'One day I will dance on your grave.' I said 'I hope you do; I will be buried....

In awe, I watched the waxing moon ride across the zenith of the heavens like an ambered chariot towards....

My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex she objects.

My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex she objects.

My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex she objects.