Quotes by : Les Dawson

My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex she objects.

My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex she objects.

How can you analyse what is funny? What's funny to one isn't funny to another... What's funny to you....

My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex she objects.

I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own.

My mother-in-law said, 'One day I will dance on your grave.' I said 'I hope you do; I will be buried....

In awe, I watched the waxing moon ride across the zenith of the heavens like an ambered chariot towards....

My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex she objects.

My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex she objects.

I've got a friend who is a lion tamer. He used to be a school teacher till he lost his nerve.