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Author - Les Dawson
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humorous
My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex she objects.
humorous
My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex she objects.
You
How can you analyse what is funny? What's funny to one isn't funny to another... What's funny to you....
passion
My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex she objects.
humorous
My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex she objects.
Furniture
I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own.
Moon
In awe, I watched the waxing moon ride across the zenith of the heavens like an ambered chariot towards....
humorous
My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex she objects.
humorous
My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex she objects.
Lion
I've got a friend who is a lion tamer. He used to be a school teacher till he lost his nerve.
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