Home
Quotes
Author List
Movies
Lyrics
Home
Quotes
Author - Lewis Black
Quotes by : Lewis Black
santa
If you really think there's a Santa, why don't you sit on the front steps all night in the freezing cold....
Nothing
Republicans have nothing but bad ideas and Democrats have no ideas.
Great
Basically I wake up in the morning and I think everything's going to be great. I'm really kind of optimistic,....
Candy
All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911.
inspirational
Each of us is full of shit in our own special way. We are all shitty little snowflakes dancing in the....
broke
They're so broke that they've actually cut essential services. In many places, they've cut policemen,....
Life
This is how sad my life is: I got a scar from scratching my chicken pox too much. That's my big scar....
Guy
I'm not a big birthday guy I never have been.
humor
Lactose intolerant milk?! KISS, MY, DICK!
People
A father and two sons run Adelphia. It's a cable company. And they took from that company a billion dollars.....
Select another author from the author list
A
B
C
D
E
F
G
H
I
J
K
L
M
N
O
P
Q
R
S
T
U
V
W
X
Y
Z