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Author - Lewis Black
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Halloween
The worst thing about Halloween is, of course, candy corn. It's unbelievable to me. Candy corn is the....
ego
If you're working out in front of a mirror and watching your muscles grow, your ego has reached a point....
Nothing
Republicans have nothing but bad ideas and Democrats have no ideas.
noremorse
Just relax and breathe through your ass.
Work
I continue to work on plays, but I've always felt that you could put a note in a bottle and send it offshore,....
Day
Basically I wake up in the morning and I think everything's going to be great. I'm really kind of optimistic,....
Like
All food is comfort food. Maybe I just like to chew.
Eye
And I know this happens because I took economics, and I'd explain it to ya, but I flunked that course.....
Milk
There's no such thing as soy milk. It's soy juice.
comedy
Lactose intolerant milk?! KISS, MY, DICK!
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