Quotes by : Lisa Lampanelli

The thing is, in the dating profiles it says 'spiritual,' but not with a specific religion. And so I....

I got sick of trying everything. I tried every single thing imaginable - diet, exercise. I even bought....

I have rage and anger issues. So I get mad about stuff in real life, and then I yell about it onstage,....

I was 25 myself once. I also thought I knew everything. I also thought that I could give singers singing....

I'm way too famous and rich to be on a dating app, but if I get very desperate by the time I'm 60, I'll....