Quotes by : Lois Greiman

Jealousy. It's a terrible thing. Unless it's someone else's.

There aren't many things a man finds more appealing than loyalty. Unless it's a woman with really big....

Maybe in fairytales you're only as old as you feel, but here in L. A. you're every second as old as your....

If they really wanted us to resist temptation, they shouldn't a made it so damn tempting.

Luck is merely a product of the happily delusional mind.

There is no feature as attractive as a well exercised intellect.

Excuses are like butt holes everyone has 'em and they all stink.

Solberg nature's greatest argument against cloning.

Maybe curiosity did kill your cat. But it wouldn't hurt to keep an eye on the neighbor's rottweiler just....

Life's funny. Sometimes it's your oyster, and sometimes you're it's bitch-slapped man-whore.