Quotes by : Lois Greiman

Apparently it takes, like, forty-seven muscles to frown. Flippin' the bird' s a hell of a lot easier.....

There is not a simple gene pool entirely free of toxic waste.

There is no greater hell than realizing you're in love with the guy you hate.

I'm just an everyday kind of hero. If the everyday kind saves babies from burning buildings and looks....

Some people say the way to a man's heart is through his stomach. In actuality, you have to make an incision....

Sex is all right, but a hot fudge sundae don't never ask if the baby's really his.

Love makes the world go around, but so does a gallon of vodka and a box of Cuban cigars.

If I want to catch the damn worm I get outta bed.

Maybe money can't buy happiness, but it can get you a nice little villa in Tuscany, and that's close....

Opportunity may only knock once, but temptation'll knock down the damn door and drag you out by the hair.....