Quotes by : Lois Greiman

I don't need no PMS. I can bitch under my own steam.

Even choosing the perfect dinner wine loses its earth-shattering importance if your guests happen to....

A person without regrets is called a corpse.

A pigs and pain, until you really get to know 'em. Then he's a paid with the soul.

A woman needs a man like a tuba needs a cucumber.

Lust and love. They both put a fire in your damn shorts.

I'd love to go out with you, but I'd hate to deprive some village of its idiot.

Analyzing dreams is much like walking on water. There are a limited number of people who do it well.

You guys gotta get a license to drive a Geo, but any doofus with a few good swimmers can be a father.....

Yeah, world peace would be all right, but what about a day off in a slab of ham the size of my head.