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Author - Lois Greiman
Quotes by : Lois Greiman
humor
I don't need no PMS. I can bitch under my own steam.
If you don't like your teeth keep your mouth shut.
mystery
You're just so lucky blood's so hard to get out of the carpet.
humor
There is not a simple gene pool entirely free of toxic waste.
chick lit
I ain't taking no more rides on the stupid train.
mystery
A wedding is no way to begin a marriage.
chick lit
I'd love to go out with you, but I'd hate to deprive some village of its idiot.
humor
If you don't scare the neighbors while copulating, I'm afraid you're doing something terribly wrong.
chiclet
Dating is like nightfall--there's got to be a mourning after.
chick lit
Generally, men are superior in the areas of heavy lifting, where there's a past only by pachyderms and....
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