Quotes by : Lois Greiman

Beauty is only skin deep, but who gives a shit what's under their skin anyway?

Apparently it takes, like, forty-seven muscles to frown. Flippin' the bird' s a hell of a lot easier.....

There is not a simple gene pool entirely free of toxic waste.

A wedding is no way to begin a marriage.

Sex is all right, but a hot fudge sundae don't never ask if the baby's really his.

Love makes the world go around, but so does a gallon of vodka and a box of Cuban cigars.

If men were necessary in the procreation process, they'd have gone the way of the dodo bird long ago.....

Sometimes it's nice to have a man around the house. But a dog will clean the dishes.

Opportunity may only knock once, but temptation'll knock down the damn door and drag you out by the hair.....

Expect stupid. It's everywhere.