Quotes by : Margaret Cho

I went to a performance-art high school, and a teacher there was signing me up for open-mic nights at....

I want Jesus to come back and say 'THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT'" -

Love is the big booming beat which covers up the noise of hate.

I’m not going to die because I failed as someone else. I’m going to succeed as myself.

I'm not a mom, but I think the word 'mother' is about wisdom.

These days, I strive to be a bitch, because not being one sucks. Not being a bitch means not having your....

Just because you are blind, and unable to see my beauty doesn't mean it does not exist.

Am I gay, am I straight? No, I'm just slutty. So, where's my parade? What about slut pride.

Sometimes the only way to deal with horrific things in life is through a dark sense of humor.

I am so beautiful, sometimes people weep when they see me. And it has nothing to do with what I look....