Quotes by : Mark Jackman

My mortgage isn’t getting any cheaper and I can’t run that Ferrari on faith alone," Revernd Jones....

My mortgage isn’t getting any cheaper and I can’t run that Ferrari on faith alone," Reverend Jones....

The Butcher of Babylon featured in over 500 porn films between 1974 and 1982, and was best known for....

The hamster-powered hat is the same as any other hat. It keeps your head warm and looks smart,' the inventor....

Probably your biggest mistake was doing funk-dance to Unchained Melody,” the dog offered earnestly.....

If a wizard should take up residence in your garden, and requests food, you are obliged to feed him.

If a wizard should take up residence in your garden and requests food, you are obliged to feed him.

His only real financial failure came at the age of thirteen when, in an uncharacteristic error of judgement,....

His only real financial failure came at the age of thirteen, when in an uncharacteristic error of judgement....

Eagles, buffalos and deserts vast, it’s no good living in the fucking past.