Quotes by : Megan Boyle

i wish i had 15-20 cats that would serve as a blanket, like if i moved they would adjust to my new position,....

my cat is always looking at me like i am forgetting something crucial and he depends on it

i could never be a sports writer, unless my assignment was to write 'sports sports sports sports sports'....

i want to pull very long, multi-colored strings out of my brain and place them next to a bowl of doritos....

shrimp and green peppers are shriveling in my refrigerator

For about four years, I’ve been telling people I hate sour cream. One time I sent back nachos because....

Feel completely unable to do anything. Try to picture your life in five years. It really seems like you....

i had a dream that there were these huge indoor swimming pools called 'lobbies' that poor people used....

i wish cats could float around your head

i want to go to the gymand pretend the weight machines are drumsand play the longest drum solo on them....