Quotes by : Mike Royko

Show me somebody who is always smiling, always cheerful, always optimistic, and I will show you somebody....

If the regular pay was important to him, the opportunity to learn was of even greater long-range significance.....

Go that way, past the viaduct, and the wops will jump you, or chase you into Jew town...Polacks would....

It's been my policy to view the Internet not as an 'information highway', but as an electronic asylum....