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Author - Milton Berle
Quotes by : Milton Berle
intelligent design
If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?
Think
You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think.
Vacation
Laughter is an instant vacation.
Watching
We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight.
business
Committee: A group of men who keep minutes and waste hours.
birthdays
I can't tell you his age but when he was born the wonder drug was Mercurochrome.
marriage
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
Hours
A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours.
openers
I'd like to tell you some jokes now but you'd only laugh.
poverty
Poverty is not a disgrace, but it's terribly inconvenient
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