Quotes by : Mollie Gross

The girdle went from just under my breasts to the top of my knees. It cinched me in pretty tight. In....

I found myself surrounded by really old veterans wearing hats that said, "Retired Marine - SEMPER FI."....

Before we left home, my hair had already started to fall apart. I decided to pull it into a bun high....

I was still a newlywed and certainly wasn't to the point where I felt comfortable yelling, "I'm going....

It seemed harmless enough until she misplaced her "Dildo" and started calling the neighbors to ask if....

Grandma, everyone out here is bleaching their anuses. What do I do?"Her advice? "Baby, go outside in....

During our visit, we noticed she was mixing up words. She started referring to Muslims as Mormons. After....