Quotes by : Ned Beauman

What does it do?" said Loeser. "You feel as if you're being sucked down this fathomless, gloomy tunnel.....

If I want to feel as if I'm being sucked down a fathomless gloomy tunnel for hours and hours then I have....

Loeser's favourite book in Blimk's shop, where he spent most of his afternoons, was still Dames! And....

She had so many freckles that Erskine wondered if she might have stolen some from other children.

That was how Sinner got his first taste of anything other than the froth on his father's ale. It made....

...a tall, gaunt man with small narrow eyes set deep in his skull like two old sisters trying to spy....

So intense was his sexual frustration that it had begun to feel like a life-threatening illness: testicular....