Quotes by : Neil Pasricha

Have you ever put finger, algea-filled lake-water, or shampoo in there? Yeah, that gets your eyes screaming....

Gliding down the bike path on a Saturday morning, you whip by somebody peddling in the opposite direction....

Because, life's too short, my friends. Let's squeeze in as many laughs as we can get.

The [Five Second Rule] has many variations, including The Three Second Rule, The Seven Second Rule, and....