Quotes by : Nicole Peeler

The way I saw it, one of the single greatest advantages of being in a relationship was that you got to....

I was pretty sure I'd just had a nerdgasm.

I blinked at her, suddenly loathing her to the depths of my soul. Not only was she probably rather evil,....

My libido was doing the humpy dance while dressed in Milkbone pasties and a thong.

I wanted to pull out his toenails and poke them in his eyeballs.