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Author - Oliver Oliver Reed
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Yo Mama sucks so much d***, her lips went double platinum.
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Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.
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Yo Mama's so fat her butt cheeks have different area codes.
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Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle -- you can never....
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Yo Mama's like a library, open to the public.
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Yo Mama’s so old, her memory is in black and white.
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Yo Mama's so fat, her ass has its own congressman!
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Yo Mama’s so poor, when I lit her house on fire, the cockroaches came out singing, “Clap your hands,....
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Yo Mama’s so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.....
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For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than....
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