Quotes by : Oliver Oliver Reed

Superman once challenged Chuck Norris to a fight, the loser had to wear his underwear on the outside.....

Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

What’s the difference between Yo Mama and a 747?-About 20 pounds.-Yo mama carries more passengers.-Not....

Yo Mama’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said, “Sorry, no professionals.

Yo Mama's like a library, open to the public.

Yo Mama’s so old, her memory is in black and white.

Yo Mama's so fat, her ass has its own congressman!

Yo Mama’s so poor, when I lit her house on fire, the cockroaches came out singing, “Clap your hands,....

Yo Mama's like mustard, she spreads easy.

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than....