Quotes by : Oliver Oliver Reed

Yo Mama sucks so much d***, her lips went double platinum.

Superman once challenged Chuck Norris to a fight, the loser had to wear his underwear on the outside.....

Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle -- you can never....

Yo Mama’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said, “Sorry, no professionals.

Yo Mama’s so old, her memory is in black and white.

Yo Mama’s so poor, when I lit her house on fire, the cockroaches came out singing, “Clap your hands,....

Yo Mama’s so ugly, her Mama had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.

Yo Mama's like mustard, she spreads easy.

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.