Quotes by : Oliver Oliver Reed

Yo Mama’s so ugly, her dentist treats her by mail order.

Yo Mama sucks so much d***, her lips went double platinum.

When Chuck Norris calls 911 it's to ask if everything is ok.

Superman once challenged Chuck Norris to a fight, the loser had to wear his underwear on the outside.....

Yo Mama's like a library, open to the public.

Yo Mama’s so old, her memory is in black and white.

Yo Mama's so fat, her ass has its own congressman!

Yo Mama's like mustard, she spreads easy.

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than....

If Yo Mama and Yo Daddy got a divorce, they'd still be brother and sister.