Quotes by : P. G. Wodehouse

Why don't you get a haircut you look like a chrysanthemum.

Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum.

To find a man's true character, play golf with him.

Golf... is the infallible test. The man who can go into a patch of rough alone, with the knowledge that....

Memories are like mulligatawny soup in a cheap restaurant. It is best not to stir them.

Flowers are happy things.

The butler entered the room a solemn procession of one.

He looked as if he had been poured into his clothes and had forgotten to say "when."

Sudden success in golf is like the sudden acquisition of wealth. It is apt to unsettle and deteriorate....

It is a good rule in life never to apologize. The right sort of people do not want apologies and the....