Quotes by : P. G. Wodehouse

Why don't you get a haircut you look like a chrysanthemum.

Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum.

It was my Uncle George who discovered that alcohol was a food well in advance of modern medical thought.....

To find a man's true character, play golf with him.

As a rule from what I've observed the American Captain of Industry doesn't do anything out of business....

Golf... is the infallible test. The man who can go into a patch of rough alone, with the knowledge that....

Flowers are happy things.

He looked as if he had been poured into his clothes and had forgotten to say "when."

Sudden success in golf is like the sudden acquisition of wealth. It is apt to unsettle and deteriorate....

It is a good rule in life never to apologize. The right sort of people do not want apologies and the....