Quotes by : P. G. Wodehouse

Why don't you get a haircut you look like a chrysanthemum.

Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum.

It was my Uncle George who discovered that alcohol was a food well in advance of modern medical thought.....

To find a man's true character, play golf with him.

Golf... is the infallible test. The man who can go into a patch of rough alone, with the knowledge that....

Memories are like mulligatawny soup in a cheap restaurant. It is best not to stir them.

Flowers are happy things.

The butler entered the room a solemn procession of one.

Sudden success in golf is like the sudden acquisition of wealth. It is apt to unsettle and deteriorate....

It is a good rule in life never to apologize. The right sort of people do not want apologies and the....