Quotes by : Paula Poundstone

There are those wonderful moments of clarity in life when one is reminded how irreparably flawed we humans....

I'm thankful for Sarah Palin's vice presidential bid, which taught us that Alaska is not in a box off....

I'm thankful for the three ounce Ziploc bag, so that I have somewhere to put my savings.

I fall short of her standards. She made me buy cat food that hasn't been tested on animals. My cats took....

I don't need a holiday or a feast to feel grateful for my children, the sun, the moon, the roof over....

I used to watch 'The Waltons' and sob because my family was nothing like that. We had a cruel sense of....

I have a very silly sense of humor. I've never laughed harder in my entire life than seeing someone with....

I don't have a bank account because I don't know my mother's maiden name.

Deep-rooted happiness may require a sense of purpose. If I don't feel that I am in some small way contributing....

The problem with cats is that they get the same exact look whether they see a moth or an ax-murderer.....