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Author - Paula Poundstone
Quotes by : Paula Poundstone
birth
There are those wonderful moments of clarity in life when one is reminded how irreparably flawed we humans....
Bag
I'm thankful for the three ounce Ziploc bag, so that I have somewhere to put my savings.
Children
I don't need a holiday or a feast to feel grateful for my children, the sun, the moon, the roof over....
Sense Of Humor
I used to watch 'The Waltons' and sob because my family was nothing like that. We had a cruel sense of....
Silly
I have a very silly sense of humor. I've never laughed harder in my entire life than seeing someone with....
Mother
I don't have a bank account because I don't know my mother's maiden name.
family
Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up - 'cause they're looking....
death
It is my wish to die of unique causes, perhaps in a high-speed tricycle crash, a bizarre stapling incient,....
animals
The problem with cats is that they get the same exact look whether they see a moth or an ax-murderer.....
happiness
People need each other. Our well-being is tightly tethered to the well-being of people we do not know,....
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