Quotes by : Paula Poundstone

My Mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the boat.....

There are those wonderful moments of clarity in life when one is reminded how irreparably flawed we humans....

Once I was gone for a month and I was just miserable, so I flew back from Florida for two hours just....

I'm thankful for the three ounce Ziploc bag, so that I have somewhere to put my savings.

I fall short of her standards. She made me buy cat food that hasn't been tested on animals. My cats took....

I don't need a holiday or a feast to feel grateful for my children, the sun, the moon, the roof over....

I used to watch 'The Waltons' and sob because my family was nothing like that. We had a cruel sense of....

Deep-rooted happiness may require a sense of purpose. If I don't feel that I am in some small way contributing....

It is my wish to die of unique causes, perhaps in a high-speed tricycle crash, a bizarre stapling incient,....

People need each other. Our well-being is tightly tethered to the well-being of people we do not know,....