Quotes by : Paula Poundstone

My Mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the boat.....

The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's just sort of a tired feeling.

There are those wonderful moments of clarity in life when one is reminded how irreparably flawed we humans....

I'm thankful for Sarah Palin's vice presidential bid, which taught us that Alaska is not in a box off....

Once I was gone for a month and I was just miserable, so I flew back from Florida for two hours just....

I'm thankful for the three ounce Ziploc bag, so that I have somewhere to put my savings.

I'm thankful that my memory is good because my vision is going.

I don't need a holiday or a feast to feel grateful for my children, the sun, the moon, the roof over....

I used to watch 'The Waltons' and sob because my family was nothing like that. We had a cruel sense of....

Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up - 'cause they're looking....