Quotes by : R.M. ArceJaeger

Life is like a box of cookies: it's good while it lasts, but before you know it, it's gone.

Some people believe in imaginary friends. I believe in imaginary numbers.

I'm glad I'm not good compared to God, because if I was, He wouldn't be much of a god.

Sometimes changing the world is as simple as changing the way you look at it.

The only working model of socialism I have ever seen is in an elementary school classroom.

At the moment you think all is lost, the future remains.

It's fine to have a dream girl, but you should ask yourself…would you be her dream boy?

Luck is often just skill expressing itself without the brain’s consent.

God is like a search engine — He is willing to answer your requests, but you must ask Him the right....

We go to school so that when we grow up we can make lots of money, and we make lots of money so we can....