Quotes by : Richard Armour

Adolescence is when children start trying to bring up their parents.

Some people can carry a tune but they seem to stagger under the load.

That money talks, I'll not deny, I heard it once: it said, 'goodbye

Until Eve arrived, this was a man's world.

some libraries are no longer called libraries but are known as Learning Resource Centers or Media Centers.....

There is some consolation in the fact that even though your dreams don't come true neither do your....

Almost nothing is known about Homer, which explains why so much has been written about him.

It's all right to hold a conversation, but you should let go of it now and then.

Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of....

Children are supposed to help hold a marriage together. They do this in a number of ways. For instance,....