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Author - Ron White
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Lane
Other states are trying to abolish the death penalty... mine's putting in an express lane.
lemons
I believe when life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade...and try to find someone whose life has....
New
I've got a role in the new Billy Bob Thornton movie that Billy Bob wrote and is going to direct called....
humour
I had the right to remain silent... but I didn't have the ability.
Positive
I think honest communication, no matter where it comes from, is positive for a relationship.
Mind
All I know how to do is take what's on my mind and spit it out funny. I don't know what else I could....
You
The next time you have a thought... let it go.
Disability
The way my brain processes information is quite odd. I mean, I have Attention Deficit Disorder and another....
Find
A lot of people can find something to laugh at in my humor, I guess.
Fat
There were years when I was a beer and tequila guy, then I got real fat. And then I found that you could....
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