Quotes by : Ron White

I've got a role in the new Billy Bob Thornton movie that Billy Bob wrote and is going to direct called....

I had the right to remain silent... but I didn't have the ability.

The bulk of my fans are my age, and I'm aging at the same rate they are. That makes me relevant. They....

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Then find someone who's life is givin' them vodka and....

I begged the universe to make me a famous comedian, and it did. So I tend not to ask for any more.

The next time you have a thought... let it go.

I didn't get where I am today by worryin' about how I'd feel tomorrow.

The way my brain processes information is quite odd. I mean, I have Attention Deficit Disorder and another....

Vegas is famous for a lot of things, and bad marriages are one of them. Margo and I are proof that you....

If you look at the common denominator of all the comics who have had big success, it's being true to....