Quotes by : Ron White

There's no idea or concept in comedy you could do that hasn't been attacked from some angle. But if you....

I've got a role in the new Billy Bob Thornton movie that Billy Bob wrote and is going to direct called....

I had the right to remain silent... but I didn't have the ability.

I think honest communication, no matter where it comes from, is positive for a relationship.

I don't like to do material people have heard. Now, they like to hear material that they know, because....

If you become famous and don't have a live show to back it up, they're not going to pay you any money.....

I was talking to a guy who was holding his 18-month-old daughter with the only limb he had left, and....

My biggest pet peeve, I guess, is other comedians criticizing Larry the Cable Guy.

When I was about 12 years old back in Houston, my Dad used to take us to the driving range.

I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life....