Quotes by : Ron White

The bulk of my fans are my age, and I'm aging at the same rate they are. That makes me relevant. They....

I think honest communication, no matter where it comes from, is positive for a relationship.

If you become famous and don't have a live show to back it up, they're not going to pay you any money.....

I begged the universe to make me a famous comedian, and it did. So I tend not to ask for any more.

I didn't get where I am today by worryin' about how I'd feel tomorrow.

I was talking to a guy who was holding his 18-month-old daughter with the only limb he had left, and....

My biggest pet peeve, I guess, is other comedians criticizing Larry the Cable Guy.

When I was about 12 years old back in Houston, my Dad used to take us to the driving range.

I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life....

There were years when I was a beer and tequila guy, then I got real fat. And then I found that you could....