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Author - Ron White
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party
I believe when life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade...and try to find someone whose life has....
Me
The bulk of my fans are my age, and I'm aging at the same rate they are. That makes me relevant. They....
Positive
I think honest communication, no matter where it comes from, is positive for a relationship.
You
If you become famous and don't have a live show to back it up, they're not going to pay you any money.....
Me
I begged the universe to make me a famous comedian, and it did. So I tend not to ask for any more.
I Am
I didn't get where I am today by worryin' about how I'd feel tomorrow.
Thought
I was talking to a guy who was holding his 18-month-old daughter with the only limb he had left, and....
Life
I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life....
Fat
There were years when I was a beer and tequila guy, then I got real fat. And then I found that you could....
Success
If you look at the common denominator of all the comics who have had big success, it's being true to....
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