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Author - Roseanne Barr
Quotes by : Roseanne Barr
Believe
Women should try to increase their size rather than decrease it, because I believe the bigger we are,....
The one who cares the most wins. ... That's how I knew I'd end up with everyone else waving the white....
marriage
We never get sick of each other. That's how sick we are.
parenting
I figure when my husband comes home from work, if the kids are still alive, then I've done my job.
Way
Take this marriage thing seriously - it has to last all the way to the divorce.
Goal
I'm a farmer now, and it's fantastic. My goal is to be totally self-sufficient and grow everything that....
marriage
You may marry the man of your dreams ladies but fourteen years later you're married to a couch that....
directions
Men read maps better than women because only men can understand the concept of an inch equaling a hundred....
Deaf
Why have I been chosen to deliver the message of female intelligence and its divinity to a deaf world....
People
I want to eat, cook, meet famous people and make fun of them.
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