Quotes by : Roseanne Barr

The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it.

As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey,....

The most out-there thing I’m saying is, ‘Don’t have babies. Don’t get married and have kids.....

I'm a farmer now, and it's fantastic. My goal is to be totally self-sufficient and grow everything that....

To expect life to treat you good is foolish as hoping a bull won't hit you because you are a vegetarian.....

Men read maps better than women because only men can understand the concept of an inch equaling a hundred....

Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can....

I do kabbalistic meditation. It's not unlike time travel it can change the past and not just the future.....

A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So, first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to him. And....

I want to eat, cook, meet famous people and make fun of them.