Quotes by : Roseanne Barr

Women should try to increase their size rather than decrease it, because I believe the bigger we are,....

The one who cares the most wins. ... That's how I knew I'd end up with everyone else waving the white....

Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?....

The most out-there thing I’m saying is, ‘Don’t have babies. Don’t get married and have kids.....

You may marry the man of your dreams ladies but fourteen years later you're married to a couch that....

To expect life to treat you good is foolish as hoping a bull won't hit you because you are a vegetarian.....

Men read maps better than women because only men can understand the concept of an inch equaling a hundred....

Why have I been chosen to deliver the message of female intelligence and its divinity to a deaf world....

A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So, first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to him. And....

My hope is that gays will be running the world, because then there would be no war. Just a greater emphasis....