Quotes by : Roseanne Barr

The one who cares the most wins. ... That's how I knew I'd end up with everyone else waving the white....

I survived my childhood by birthing many separate identities to stand in for one another in times of....

We never get sick of each other. That's how sick we are.

The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it.

The thing women have got to learn is that nobody gives you power. You just take it.

I know that I pay 48 percent of my income to taxes. You know, I wouldn't mind so much if it wasn't going....

Take this marriage thing seriously - it has to last all the way to the divorce.

Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can....

The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it.

A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So, first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to him. And....