Quotes by : Rusty Fischer

If you had watched any of those three wonderful films, you would have caught Vampire Gym Teacher # 2:....

He's reading a book called Great Warlocks of the 18th Century, and to get this ball rolling before Dean....

You know, surprisingly, they don't sell a lot of brains in the local 24-hour grocery store around the....

So why are you so mad at me for kissing you?”“Because you took too long. If you'd done that, say,....

If I've got a Dad, and his name is Wormwood Rot, and he's in some heavy metal rock band called Grave....

Just try it,” he murmurs, reaching over to cover my hand gently.And I think, Whoa, that’s never happened....

Some sample lyrics I think I catch: "My engine races up to seventh gear; wrap your legs around my engine,....

Just try it,� he murmurs, reaching over to cover my hand gently.And I think, Whoa, that’s....

Why don't you check out those teenagers in the middle row? They've been going at it like dogs in heat....

The website didn't say how much brains--or even how many--I should eat, only that I should eat them in....