Quotes by : Sam Levenson

Remember, if you ever need a helping hand, it's at the end of your arm, as you get older, remember you....

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

If you want to kill time try working it to death.

One of the virtues of being very young is that you don't let the facts get in the way of your imagination.....

I like life. It's something to do. Somewhere on this globe every 10 seconds there is a woman giving....

The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate, is called a grandparent.

Love at first sight is easy to understand it's when two people have been looking at each other for a....

It was on my fifth birthday that Papa put his hand on my shoulder and said, 'Remember, my son, if you....

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the up button.

Happiness is a by-product. You cannot pursue it by itself.