Quotes by : Sam Levenson

If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen to her talking to her little....

Insanity is hereditary you get it from your children.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

If you want to kill time try working it to death.

I like life. It's something to do. Somewhere on this globe every 10 seconds there is a woman giving....

The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate, is called a grandparent.

Insanity is hereditary - you can get it from your children.

Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is we'll find it.

The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.

Happiness is a by-product. You cannot pursue it by itself.