Quotes by : Samantha Bee

Our family car was the antithesis of designs and desirability. It was like driving Hitler's moustache.....

I hate birthdays. I thought that I only hated my own birthday, and then I realized that I hate my children's....

My apartment is the equivalent of one room in my Toronto home. Now I understand why New Yorkers are on....

Don't judge me. I made a lot of money.