Quotes by : Scott Adams

Of the big five factors in happiness—flexible schedule, imagination, diet, exercise, and sleep—my....

Things that will someday work out well start out well. Things that will never work start out bad and....

I'm more of a sprinter than a marathoner when it comes to many aspects of life. For example, when I'm....

What you rarely see is a stillborn failure that transmogrifies into a stellar success. Small successes....

The key to career advancement is appearing valuable despite all hard evidence to the contrary. … If....

Lately...the Peter Principle has given way to the "Dilbert Principle." The basic concept of the Dilbert....

The only risk of failure is promotion.

The best you can hope for in a relationship is to findsomeone whose flaws are the sort you don’t mind.....

The best things in life are silly.

In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot car. But women wised up and....