Quotes by : Scott Adams

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart....

Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look smart.

The world is like a reverse casino. In a casino, if you gamble long enough, you're certainly going to....

Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge.

Every skill you acquire doubles your odds of success.

If your current get-rich project fails, take what you learned and try something else. Keep repeating....

I love you like a fat kid loves cake!

The greenest home is the one you don't build. If you really want to save the Earth, move in with another....

The best things in life are silly.

There's kind of a toll you have to pay with a cat if you don't pet her for 10 minutes she'll bother you....