Quotes by : Shalom Auslander

Which is what it all comes down to, I suppose—how you’re selling. Welcome to the twenty-first century,....

So desperate was Kugel for things to turn out for the best, proclaimed Professor Jove, that he couldn't....

Kugel didn't like attics, he never did. The roofing nails overhead like fangs, waiting to sink into his....

Sages tell us that the Torah tells us that until the age of thirteen, all of boy's sins are ascribed....

It couldn't be an all-bad world, could it, not with birds who warble and call? Maybe that was the secret....

… It was the knowing that there had been a happier time, a place of joy and peace and security, that....

We are rational creatures, Professor Jove explained; hope is irrational. We thus set ourselves up for....