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Author - Shamus McCarty
Quotes by : Shamus McCarty
humor
When approaching a prospective human, first ask them what their name is. * If it replies "Brains," blow....
zombies
Fucking GUNS are fucking AWESOME and when you SHOOT them at SHIT, they fucking KILL it!
bizarro
I’m alive; I’m not gonna try eating your ass, okay? Don’t shoot!” “What… Eat my ASS?”“Sorry,....
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