Quotes by : Shel Silverstein

Standing is stupid, Crawling's a curse, Skipping is silly,Walking is worse.Hopping is hopeless,Jumping's....

All The Woulda-Coulda-ShouldasLayin' In The Sun,Talkin' 'Bout The ThingsThey Woulda-Coulda-Shoulda Done...But....

Birds are flyin' south for winter.Here's the Weird-Bird headin' north,Wings a-flappin', beak a-chatterin',Cold....

I was hoping that perhaps I could roll with you...""You cannot roll with me," said the Big O, "but perhaps....

If we meet and I say, "Hi,"That's a salutation.If you ask me how I feel,That's a consideration.If we....

I will not play tug o' war. I'd rather play hug o' war. Where everyone hugs instead of tugs, Where everyone....

William tell, William tell,Take your arrow, grip it well,There’s the apple– – aim for the middle–....

Stand-up comics reflect less of a visual humor and more of a commentary.

Just Me, Just MeSweet Marie, she loves just me(She also loves Maurice McGhee).No she don't, she loves....

She had blue skin,And so did he.He kept it hidAnd so did she.They searched for blueTheir whole life through,Then....