Quotes by : Sloane Crosley

Its remarkable the logic we build around a misapprehension.

I like to try to do a little work before I do anything in the morning, even if it's a paragraph.

Air travel is the safest form of travel aside from walking; even then, the chances of being hit by a....

There's already a marriage clock, a career clock, a biological clock. Sometimes being a woman feels like....

Who do you have to sleep with to get laid in this town?

Life starts out with everyone clapping when you take a poo and goes downhill from there.

The children were overwhelmingly morbid. Not a single adult asked me where butterflies go when they die,....

Brits and Americans have hundreds of different phrases for the same thing. Luckily, it's usually a source....

A pet store is a celebration of dogs' existence and an explosion of options. About cats, a pet store....

The nursery rhyme ends when a spider comes along and frightens Miss Muffet straight off her tuffet. I....