Quotes by : Sloane Crosley

Alaska is what happens when Willy Wonka and the witch from Hansel and Gretel elope, buy a place together....

For me, titles are either a natural two-second experience or stressful enough to give you an ulcer. If....

You should never wear anything you can't afford to lose.

I was stunned. I pulled the phone away and looked quizzically at the hole-punched speaker. Aside from....

Even a person like this makes mistakes, can't always hold on to everything they'd like to,can't always....

It should be noted that my mother has a long history of being disturbingly unperturbed by what normal....

Brits and Americans have hundreds of different phrases for the same thing. Luckily, it's usually a source....

Why do people always want to put their hands on vulnerability? I sped up.

The nursery rhyme ends when a spider comes along and frightens Miss Muffet straight off her tuffet. I....

I was diagnosed with a severe temporal spatial deficit, a learning disability that means I have zero....