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Author - St. John Morris
Quotes by : St. John Morris
satire
Beetroot Cossins had moved to Kuala Lumpur where she had died of lethargy and pie.
comedy
Next door but one is Quinlan Broddle, a Viceroy with a fear of gardens. So much so that he sold his garden....
comedy
Your toaster’s a puff.
satire
...his knees were held together by the skin-tight trousers, which consequently narrowed the aperture....
humour
He had also spent a day and a half without sleep trying to start an online petition to bring back the....
humour
Run. Flee. Fuck off. Vanish from my presence and take the foul stench of your sordid secret with you.....
comedy
There was Arctic John, a businessman from Salisbury who doesn’t hold water, Bruce Knott, a social worker....
humour
You little prick. It's a whelk...it's a...it's a...dead whelk!
non sequitur
Tobak Davenport, who is a cross between some Sugar Puffs and Lynn Faulds-Wood, was squatting there before....
surrreal
The Macedonian Endeavour Channel was screening live coverage of the world series of the Who’s Got the....
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