Quotes by : St. John Morris

On the other side of St John’s house is a fake egg timer who can’t maintain an erection. He shares....

Her protestations were drowned out by the sound of Gordon Honeycomb barfing up aftershock into the kitchenette....

This particular event had been somewhat more raucous than usual as Derek Jameson had just lost an arm....

Beetroot Cossins had moved to Kuala Lumpur where she had died of lethargy and pie.

Your toaster’s a puff.

St John had been sitting in the back garden twizzling a pencil, on the end of which a russet deposit....

He had also spent a day and a half without sleep trying to start an online petition to bring back the....

Next door to the Bensons is Emmet Frag, a retired pacemaker who is credited with inventing the notion....

The Macedonian Endeavour Channel was screening live coverage of the world series of the Who’s Got the....

What have you got in there you little bastard?