Quotes by : St. John Morris

Her protestations were drowned out by the sound of Gordon Honeycomb barfing up aftershock into the kitchenette....

This particular event had been somewhat more raucous than usual as Derek Jameson had just lost an arm....

Private Benjamin lives next door but one to Bob Cryer from The Bill. I once saw him crouching down behind....

St John had been sitting in the back garden twizzling a pencil, on the end of which a russet deposit....

Had the facial plumage been of a paler hue it would have looked like a pile of horse crap on a winter’s....

You little prick. It's a whelk...it's a...it's a...dead whelk!

I once went to one of his Virgin Vie parties and had a really good time watching Chas having a paddy....

Tobak Davenport, who is a cross between some Sugar Puffs and Lynn Faulds-Wood, was squatting there before....

The Macedonian Endeavour Channel was screening live coverage of the world series of the Who’s Got the....

What have you got in there you little bastard?