Quotes by : St. John Morris

Her protestations were drowned out by the sound of Gordon Honeycomb barfing up aftershock into the kitchenette....

Beetroot Cossins had moved to Kuala Lumpur where she had died of lethargy and pie.

St John had always been a fan of the RS Turbo, mainly due to the colour coded rear spoiler and air vents....

Eunice had deposited St John upon the balcony of the first-floor apartment of former Liberal MP, The....

Next door but one is Quinlan Broddle, a Viceroy with a fear of gardens. So much so that he sold his garden....

Private Benjamin lives next door but one to Bob Cryer from The Bill. I once saw him crouching down behind....

Run. Flee. Fuck off. Vanish from my presence and take the foul stench of your sordid secret with you.....

Next door to the Bensons is Emmet Frag, a retired pacemaker who is credited with inventing the notion....

There was Arctic John, a businessman from Salisbury who doesn’t hold water, Bruce Knott, a social worker....

I once went to one of his Virgin Vie parties and had a really good time watching Chas having a paddy....