Quotes by : T. J. Miller

I would say that awards are for children. Because children need a tangible representation of their achievement.....

Life is hard. Not great. Kind of tragic.

We try and reflect that there's a lot of optimism, there's a lot of positive things that are happening....

I'm always so amazed by which performances work really, really well and which ones don't. But I think....

'Guardians of the Galaxy' is tongue-in-cheek and has a sense of humor about itself. But it's nothing....

When you spend such a large portion of your life working - and it's not fun, and you're worried about....

When I was in high school, I was doing all the plays. My drama teacher, Melody Duggan, was the one one....

It's much better to wreak havoc on a show and be a maniac than promote myself. Plugs and anecdotes aren't....

By the very nature of satire or parody, you have to love and respect your target and respect it enough....

I wouldn't want to be Superman. Batman would be cool. But the one I've always wanted to play is the Joker.....

When you get into a car, and there's trash, or it's dirty, or one of the hubcaps is off, you're like,....