Quotes by : Tai

Since my trips to Earth, I've only managed to assemble a few basics facts about humans, condensing them....

Even Cronus, the Titan who literally had his kids for breakfast, would find these facts hard to swallow.....

This coming from the god who zinged Guinevere and Lancelot while King Arthur was away slaying dragons.....

…I bet Echo that she couldn't repeat the following line ten times fast: Cupid's Academy counts kissing....

She wore an A-line bridal gown with a V-shaped neckline while Apollo playing Bach's Air on the G string.....

…you know how hard it is to be utterly, drop dead gorgeous," she said, twirling that shiny instrument....

Instantly, the pair fell to groping one other as if each had puff the magic dragon at a rock concert....