Quotes by : Ted Gargiulo

Ah, dear Reader, is there a married man living who hasn’t purged his drawers and closets of premarital....

Procuring the house in Ballister was a desperate bid for respect, for recognition, the ultimate gesture....

Picture this broad: 22 going on 18. Half the guys in my class would have given their left testicle to....

My new story collection won’t please everyone, nor was it meant to. Then again, not everybody lives....