Quotes by : Tim Conway

I resent my barber when he charges the full cost after he cuts my hair but he says he's charging me....

I figure you're only here for a matter of moments. Ever since I was a kid watching movies I've always....

The groom is so much better for her than her last boyfriend. He's sophisticated he brings her flowers....

This gathering is what I call "intimate " which really means "Where is everybody?"

He spends so much time in the sand trap you'd think he was in the cast of Baywatcb.