Quotes by : Tim Minchin

Science adjusts its views based on what's observedFaith is the denial of observation so that belief can....

I am no nihilist. I am not even a cynic. I am, actually, rather romantic. And here’s my idea of romance:....

It's the fine balance of caffeine and alcohol that bookends my days

Sticks and stones may break your bones but words can break hearts.

Isn't this enough? Just this world? Just THIS?

Don’t Seek Happiness - Happiness is like an orgasm: if you think about it too much, it goes away. Keep....

I don't know what it is about "magic happens"-stickers on cars but every time I see one I wanna get out....

Understanding that you can’t truly take credit for your successes, nor truly blame others for their....

Tim Minchin's musings on Tony, the first 'fish' ever to have feet:Imagine what Tony would think, standing....

I don't go in for ancient wisdomI don't believe just 'cos ideas are tenacious it means they're worthy....

Arts degrees are awesome. And they help you find meaning where there is none. And let me assure you,....