Quotes by : Tom Upton

Your dad and I have been talking.”“You need to stop that. The marriage will last longer.

Librarians are notorious snitches—don’t let anybody convince you otherwise.

Other than the voices in my head, I think I’m pretty normal.

I don’t believe it! You’re still interested in the girl, despite the fact that she might be some....

It wasn’t human nature to leave things alone. It was normal for people to try to fix things that didn’t....

I have never been reduced to begging somebody to leave me alone, but in your case I’ll make an exception.....

I’ve always found wildlife very calming-- except when animals are eating each other, of course.

It was at this time that I formed one of my own insights: it was strange how intelligent people, like....

UNDERTAKER!” the head boomed. “BOY, DO I HAVE A JOB FOR YOU!

All I did was offer to kill your dog, and the next thing I know I’m being judged.