Quotes by : Tom Upton

Librarians are notorious snitches—don’t let anybody convince you otherwise.

You know, my main goal in life is trying not to end up in a straightjacket.

It is not easy being trapped in a school that is caught between cornfields and cows.

Other than the voices in my head, I think I’m pretty normal.

I don’t believe it! You’re still interested in the girl, despite the fact that she might be some....

...Life is much simpler if you don’t notice anything....

I really should come with a warning label.

I figured it is always better to be unpopular by your own choice.

It was at this time that I formed one of my own insights: it was strange how intelligent people, like....

Some people are born to weirdness,” Jerry said, “and others have weirdness thrust upon them.