Quotes by : Toni Aleo

Payback's a bitch, but thankfully those tissues are only full of snot and tears instead of dead little....

I won't sugarcoat shit. You're tiptoeing on the line between batshit crazy and sane.

Guess our sex is hot, we start fires.

I was trying to get over you! And it didn’t work. I was meant to walk on this earth with only you,....

Jordie and I tried to have sex in the kitchen and almost caught it on fir. I was cleaning smoke and burned....

I have salt and sugar at home, but I'm paying eighty bucks to have ya'll rub it on my feet. If I want....

But remember, Kacey has a temper and she's crazy protective of you so if you need bail money, let me....

When I introduced you to Mary Ann, I wanted to call you my girlfriend, Elli,” he looked up at her to....

But one of the big lessons I have learned from my journey is you can't please everyone, so don't try.....

Hey Audrey,I am watching you de-clutter your house,do you need help?