Quotes by : W.C. Fields

Fell in love with a beautiful blonde once. Drove me to drink. And I never had the decency to thank her.....

If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon.

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.

I like children. If they're properly cooked.

You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it.

Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.

A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for.

I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.