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Author - W.C. Fields
Quotes by : W.C. Fields
drinking
Fell in love with a beautiful blonde once. Drove me to drink. And I never had the decency to thank her.....
humor
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.
children
I like children. If they're properly cooked.
horses
Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.
men
I was in love with a beautiful blond once. She drove me to drink. That's the one thing I'm indebted to....
water
You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it.
humor
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
inspirational
A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for.
sinister
I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
drinking
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
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