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Author - W.C. Fields
Quotes by : W.C. Fields
drinking
Fell in love with a beautiful blonde once. Drove me to drink. And I never had the decency to thank her.....
drinking
If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon.
sleep
The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.
children
I like children. If they're properly cooked.
common sense
Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.
humor
You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it.
humor
Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.
circumstances
Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what people....
curmudgeon
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
wine
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
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